I am in the biggest pile of crap mood I have experienced in in a long time...
This mood is making me mean and incoherent. This was made evident to me last night when my sister's maniacal dog was running back and forth at sixty million miles an hour FOR an hour and I finally screamed, "BRUCE!!! STOP IT OR I WILL BOIL YOU IN A BIG BUCKET OF SHIT!!!"
There are so many things wrong with that statement I don't even know where to begin. Just for a start, I don't even think you can boil shit, and if you did, you probably wouldn't use a bucket. At least I wouldn't. Second, a bucket of shit would probably be Bruce's idea of Shangri La.
I don't know why I felt the need to share this with everyone. You lucky, lucky people...
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Great, I read that and started laughing and ended up with Diet Coke in my nose!
Hope your day gets better :)
Are you pregnant? I'm pretty pissy being pregnant ;o) Is Bruce a pug? Maybe have a cocktail tonight to get your mind off of the bad mood :o)
Holy lord no, not pregnant, that would put me over the edge!
Bruce is a pug, and a mighty, mighty naughty one at that! I think I will have that drink :)
You leave my dog alone!!
No! He smells and he breathes real loud!
Yayyyy for pugs! We have 3 of them and they smell and they're LOUD!
Sick Tess on him!
Hang in there, it will be over soon.
How is Tess?
She is actually fine, she has been good throughout this whole nightmare. She loves her medicine and will accept it as a bribe to do other things, such as...
"Tess, if you eat all your broccoli Mommy will let you have your medicine after dinner!"
And she does it! She is going to be sorry when the ten days are up. I will post a follow up when we see the doctor on Friday.
Haha you have no idea from moods. I have bipolar disorder (shhhh) and without meds I am a lunatic. So the shit boiling thing is right up my alley. Would the dog fit in a bucket, though?
Been there, felt that. It helps to vent in any way possible.
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